Rating: * (generously, 1 out of 5)
Year: 2006

Review: To answer the titular question: no (unless you’re talking about the prospect of a forced second viewing). With each word that angrily dribbles out of my fingers, the portion of my life wasted on this movie painfully increases. As a derivative Saw clone with the production budget that street-sweepers would scoff at, this piece of rubbish manages to fail on every measurable facet of movie making. Piss-poor acting, laughable writing, and back-yard sets moor this junker to the dock permanently. If the B storyline of the cop were a football, then it got fumbled early on and was intercepted and returned for a touchdown in the closing minutes.

Notable scene: Ending credits.
Gore:           Buckets
Sex/Nudity: Nipples
(get with it! If you’re going to have a movie this bad, at least turn it into a soft-core porn!)
Scariness:   Screams
Campiness: Donald Pleasances
(Not even pleasantly bad.)
Creepiness: Cellar Doors

(But it’s not one cellar door – it’s just a slightly creepy door to a somewhat neglected bathroom in a mediocre McDonalds’.)

Munchy Suggestion: Leftover baklava from a recent Greek Food Festiva
For More: Information than you require about the flick, look here: Wiki or here: IMDB.

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