Are You Scared?
![]() Rating: * (generously, 1 out of 5) Review: To answer the titular question: no (unless you’re talking about the prospect of a forced second viewing). With each word that angrily dribbles out of my fingers, the portion of my life wasted on this movie painfully increases. As a derivative Saw clone with the production budget that street-sweepers would scoff at, this piece of rubbish manages to fail on every measurable facet of movie making. Piss-poor acting, laughable writing, and back-yard sets moor this junker to the dock permanently. If the B storyline of the cop were a football, then it got fumbled early on and was intercepted and returned for a touchdown in the closing minutes. |
Notable scene: Ending credits. |
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Sex/Nudity: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (get with it! If you’re going to have a movie this bad, at least turn it into a soft-core porn!) |
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